To cop a lyric from Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Nov. 6
all-musical episode, Where Do We Go From Here? For five years, Buffy has
been the least-watched great show on television, the most ridiculed by
ignorati who think they're literati. Like its peers (The West Wing,
The Sopranos, ER), Buffy is better than movies
because its writer is the most important guy on the set.
But now creator Joss Whedon has basically turned Buffy over to his
lieutenant, Marti Noxon, and his crack writing crew while he directs movies
and spins off new shows: a cartoon Buffy and a BBC series starring
Anthony Stewart Head, who plays Buffy's high-school librarian and watcher
(vampire-slaying mentor) Giles. Buffy's story line echoes scary
reality: Joss the Watcher is leaving the kids in control, just as newly
motherless Buffy,
Willow the witch, and friends, no longer teens, must now give slaying the
old college try. Joss says the sixth season's theme is, "Oh, grow up!"
Nothing can be quite the same again.
A lack of sameness is why Buffy is confined to tiny networks and
snubbed by Emmys. Television demands comforting rituals: the safely
contained crises of ER, the catch phrases, the familiar settings
and static characters. The West Wing has the reassuring,
smug hum of a sewing machine. You could say of it what Randall Jarrell said
of Richard Wilbur's verse: It "obsessively sees, and shows, the bright
underside of every dark thing." It's an effortless wish-fulfillment fantasy,
and that's what always wins awards. Buffy is not afraid of exploring dark,
unfamiliar places. This imperils her popularity. Even audiences who foment
revolution unconsciously crave tradition: Belushi's "But noooo!" refrain and
the Wild and Crazy Czech brothers got no laughs on SNL until
tireless repetition trained us to get the joke.
You can't know what to expect on Buffy. At first, it was an
Archie archetype: four friends and an avuncular teacher whose high school is
the mouth of hell, beset by a different monster each week—each monster
cleverly illustrating actual teen experience. "People are scarier than
monsters," says Whedon. Like a comet, the most brilliant monster metaphor
knocked the whole show onto a new course: Whedon and Noxon had Buffy lose
her virginity on her 17th birthday, and the next morning her
kindly boyfriend turned cold and cruel due to an ancient curse. Same thing
happened last week, after Buffy's kid sister Dawn's first kiss. Nota bene,
girls: Boys will be vampires. Buffy is reality programming.
But it breaks the iron law of TV formula. It ruthlessly mocks its own
conventions and catch phrases (and pop culture in general). It's a big
ratings deal when Sherry Stringfield exits or returns to ER. On
Buffy, more central characters have now left the show than there were
central characters to begin with. Relationships morph, characters become
good or evil, uncannily nonhuman, or gay. Faced with overwhelming pressure
to handle sensitive issues with Very Special Episode sanctimony and obvious
right-thinking agitprop, Whedon is stubbornly, heroically, creatively
perverse. Buffy boasts the least stupid shows ever done on date
rape, teen suicide, and seducer teachers. After Willow Rosenberg, the witch,
got an enchanted gal-pal, scandalizing viewers shocked
by realistic lesbian characters, Whedon spoke out: "I've made a
mistake by trying to shove this lifestyle—which is embraced by, maybe, at
most, 10 percent of Americans—down people's throats. So I'm going to take it
back, and from now on,
Willow will no longer be a Jew." His is the first show truly to master the
teen native tongue, sarcasm.
Faced with the classic Gasoline Alley/Archie dilemma—if you've got a
bunch of kids, are they going to age or be a standing wave of youth?—Buffy
riskily, passionately embraced change. Any episode of Friends or
Frasier is essentially self-contained. You can pick up enough about
the scene and the ongoing soap opera to grasp what's going on fast. But
Buffy is a blur, a hell-bound train, and if you're a newcomer not up to
speed, the story is not going to wait for you. Its approach to newbie
viewers is akin to the notorious Microsoft memo about employees: Prune the
Laggards.
A month into the new, Noxon-watched Buffy, it's time to take
stock. When Buffy clawed her way out of her coffin in the season opener, she
emerged as bewildered as a new viewer. The two-minute introduction,
"Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer," was comically
incomprehensible, and the world she returned to is utterly different from
that of the early episodes. Compare the scene the last time Buffy came back
from the dead, at the start of Season 2. The show was deft, funny, playing
off instantly recognizable high-school romantic roundelays.
But Noxon is not Whedon. He admiringly called Noxon "the suicide girl,"
and death is certainly her gift. A melodramatist of genius, she plumbs
emotional depths beyond her boss's ken. Yet she lacks his quicksilver
touch—he wrote 90 percent of Speed, for God's sake—and the
Buffy-back-from-the-dead episodes had a lead foot, demons who just went
through the motions, and a seven-minute climax that should've taken two.
Plus, she can't write a joke to save her life, nor Buffy's. Fortunately, the
rest of the staff can write jokes, but nobody in Season 6 has yet matched
the original Whedon team in mixing Buffy's ineffable cocktail of laughs,
tears, and undead-ass-kicking action.
Now that Buffy's mom is dead (a traumatic milestone in TV history) and
her watcher is off to his British series, her house is full of young adults
casting about for identity. The plots—about getting a first job, coping with
money, domestic quarrels, getting married—lack the resonance of the teen-age
Buffy years. Comparing grown-up Buffy to her old self, one thinks
of C.S. Lewis, who said he never read a memoir in which the childhood wasn't
the best part because everyone can relate. The new adventures of Buffy are
simply less universal. Now the show's focus shifts from Buffy (star Sarah
Michelle Gellar has maybe two years on her contract) to Willow, who's
getting corrupted by absolute witchy power (Alyson Hannigan is the show's
top acting talent), and Buffy's 15-year-old sister Dawn (Michelle
Trachtenberg is clearly being groomed for stardom after Gellar quits). The
story shapes are vaguer. One senses an endgame afoot.
Not that team Buffy isn't constantly striving for
improvement. For instance, the writers have polished the show's excellent
innovation on the classic fistfight. Most on-screen punches are the typical
John Wayne type, accompanied by a sound "somewhere between the click of
billiard balls and the crack of a rifle" (as Garry Wills observed). Buffy's
fight scenes are post-Jackie Chan, and when she spikes a vamp, instead of
spurting hackneyed horror gore, they say, "Dude, that sucks!" and vanish in
a puff of dust. In recent episodes, the vampires briefly turn to skeletons
before crumbling—a nice touch.
Much about Buffy has gotten better since the first, no-budget
shows, when they couldn't afford their own graveyard, and the show has
suffered nothing like The Sopranos' falloff in quality. It still
makes Sex and the City look sickly. Noxon's crew valiantly strives
to fulfill Buffy's ambition: "I realize every slayer comes with an
expiration mark on the package, but I want mine to be a long time from now,
like a Cheeto." Buffy is still addictive.
But I've begun to doubt if she will ever be immortal again.